REPORT: Biden Catches Train Home to Delaware Every Time He Has to Take A Dump »
WILMINGTON, DE – Less than six months into living in the nation’s capital, Vice President Joe Biden announced Wednesday that he has been taking the train all the way from Washington to DC to Wilmington every time he has to make a bowel movement.
“I don’t know, maybe it’s because my heart and values are so [...]
Former President George W. Bush Brokers Reconciliation of Jon & Kate Gosselin »
DALLAS, TX – In what some are calling a “game changer” for the TLC network, former President George W. Bush brought Jon and Kate Gosselin together again Wednesday, following rare talks with the estranged couple who filed for divorce in June.
The reconciliation marks an incredible turnaround for the former stars of Jon & Kate Plus [...]
David Plouffe: As You May Already Know, Michelle Obama Has A Yeast Infection »
From: David Plouffe, BarackObama.com
Subject: As You May Already Know….
To: Josh Kossack
Joe Biden Launches Line Of Homemade Salad Dressings To Fund Rival Stimulus Plan »
WASHINGTON –Vice President Joe Biden announced today that he will bottle and sell a homemade, all-natural salad dressing to raise money for a hefty stimulus plan of his own to rival the $787 billion package signed into law by President Obama last month.
“Biden’s Own” will donate all profits and royalties after taxes to an ambitious [...]
Obama Taps Wayans Brothers to Head ‘Don’t Be a Menace’ Task Force »
WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama today announced a new White House task force on the problems of being a menace to South Central while drinking one’s juice in the hood, installing Shawn and Marlon Wayans as its co-chairmen.
“With this task force, the president gives hope to kids who grew up in the projects like us,” [...]
U.S. Government Bails Out CW Network in Last-Ditch Effort to Salvage Something »
WASHINGTON— Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner announced Wednesday a sweeping plan that offers a $5 billion rescue package to the CW Television Network in an effort to salvage the advertiser-friendly, incrreasingly vulnerable female 18-34 demographic.
The action, announced by the Federal Reserve and America’s Next Top Model host Tyra Banks, was taken as Geithner faces growing criticism [...]
