Blondie Speechless as Dagwood Late for Carpool Again »

Blondie Speechless as Dagwood Late for Carpool Again

Ask the Felicity DVD Liner Notes »

Ask the Felicity DVD Liner Notes

Dear Felicity DVD Liner Notes,
I recently discovered that my husband of three months likes to pleasure himself while he thinks I’m asleep. While I believed we had a healthy sex life in having intercourse twice a week, I fear I’m not satisfying him. I have been too embarrassed to say anything when he [...]

Stale Wheat Thins Passed Off As Triscuits »

Stale Wheat Thins Passed Off As Triscuits

Sisterhood of the Traveling Ants in the Pants Opens to Modest $9.6 Million »

<em>Sisterhood of the Traveling Ants in the Pants</em> Opens to Modest $9.6 Million

U.S. Government Bails Out CW Network in Last-Ditch Effort to Salvage Something »

U.S. Government Bails Out CW Network in Last-Ditch Effort to Salvage Something

WASHINGTON— Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner announced Wednesday a sweeping plan that offers a $5 billion rescue package to the CW Television Network in an effort to salvage the advertiser-friendly, incrreasingly vulnerable female 18-34 demographic.
The action, announced by the Federal Reserve and America’s Next Top Model host Tyra Banks, was taken as Geithner faces growing criticism [...]

Long-Awaited Bowel Movement Good to the Last Plop »

Long-Awaited Bowel Movement Good to the Last Plop

Bush Fails to Intimidate Windsock »

Bush Fails to Intimidate Windsock

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