FDA Approves 720 Hour Energy Defibrillator »

FDA Approves 720 Hour Energy Defibrillator

Lesser Deity Turns Water Into Arbor Mist »

Lesser Deity Turns Water Into Arbor Mist

Stouffer’s Introduces the Chicken Pot Pool »

Stouffer’s Introduces the Chicken Pot Pool

CLEVELAND, OH — Stouffer’s has come up with an innovative way for families to relax and unwind together while enjoying a home cooked meal.
“As Americans are struggling to put food on the table and spend quality time with their children, Stouffer’s is proud to present the Chicken Pot Pool,” said E. Michael Moone, President and [...]

American Idol, Color Bars Steer Fox to Easy Ratings Victory »

American Idol, Color Bars Steer Fox to Easy Ratings Victory

A technical glitch immediately following Wednesday’s American Idol, resulting in nearly 45 minutes of continuous color bars, propelled Fox to its highest post-Idol ratings in three seasons, reports the A.C. Nielsen Co.
The color bars, which retained 92% of the juggernaut’s lead-in, were accompanied by a high-pitched, shrill noise from approximately 9:03-9:46 PM. The final 14 [...]

Bernie Madoff Formulating Action-Packed, Season-Long Plot To Escape Prison »

Bernie Madoff Formulating Action-Packed, Season-Long Plot To Escape Prison

WWE Presents 25th Annual Mortar & PestleMania »

WWE Presents 25th Annual Mortar & PestleMania

Confident Obama Opens With State of Gabrielle Union »

Confident Obama Opens With State of Gabrielle Union

FCC Pulls Plug on Nick at Nite after According to Jim Acquisition »

FCC Pulls Plug on Nick at Nite after According to Jim Acquisition

NEW YORK—In a blow to sitcom repeats spanning several generations, the Federal Communications Commission revoked Nick at Nite’s programming license on Friday after the network purchased the rights to ABC sitcom According to Jim.
“Nickelodeon clearly has no barometer when it comes to classic television, or common decency for that matter,” remarked FCC Chairman Kevin J. [...]

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