DVD Review: Muppet Scabies Spreads Infectious Disease, Laughter »
It’s no surprise that Disney’s Muppet Scabies is being released straight-to-DVD. The animated feature, while thoroughly entertaining, never quite captures the magic of the original series. The film cannot decide if its primary purpose is to prevent teens from contracting STDs or if it’s simply a contemporary, oversexed version of the 1984-91 CBS Saturday morning [...]
Accountant Suffers Devastating Case of H&R Block »
KANSAS CITY, MO — Russ Smyth, CEO of the nation’s leading tax preparation firm, reported Monday that he has been diagnosed with a case of H&R Block, a rare type of amnesia involving the temporary loss of any and all accounting skills. The phenomenon has not just rendered him completely useless at his job; it has also permeated his [...]
Area Woman Blows Mild Sexual Harassment Out of Proportion to Liven Up Diary »
FRANKLIN, MI —Local Allstate Insurance receptionist Andrea Fleener, 31, told reporters today that a recent diary entry “greatly exaggerated” a lingering glance from one of her co-workers earlier this week. The single, never-married receptionist admitted that a lack of dramatic events in her life coupled with a recent viewing of the 1994 film Disclosure on TNT led to [...]
