Ed McMahon Keeps Busy Roasting in Hell »
HELL — Despite delighting millions as Johnny Carson’s sidekick on The Tonight Show for over 30 years, beloved TV personality Ed McMahon is roasting in hell, the nether realm presided over by Satan in which the damned suffer everlasting punishment.
Sources indicate that McMahon is suffering the consequences of some particularly cruel pranks on TV Bloopers & Practical Jokes, foisting [...]
New Bin Laden Tape Counts Down Top 40 Pop Songs in U.S. »
DOHA, QATAR — A new audio tape released yesterday from Osama bin Laden counts down the 40 most popular songs in the U.S.
The al Qaeda leader’s message, which simultaneously aired last night on Arabic news network al Jazeera and 102.7 KISS-FM, LA’s #1 hit music station, saw the Black Eyed Peas’ “Boom Boom Pow” take the [...]
National Weather Service Issues Flash Crosby, Stills & Nash Warning »
FARGO, ND – The National Weather Service issued a flash Crosby Stills & Nash warning on Friday after it was discovered that the aging rock band was looming over metropolitan Fargo for an impromptu show at the local amphitheater.
The warning, which spanned three counties, immediately drove thousands of residents to get into their cars and evacuate [...]
