GRAND RAPIDS, MI — On the playground after a busy morning of learning about shapes and napping, local preschoolers angled to catch a glimpse of classmate Ashley Sherrill.  The four year-old, donning fingerless leather gloves, purple eyeliner, and a metal-studded denim jacket, chatted excitedly about her afternoon snack, Pringles, and her bold decision to boycott coloring anything green.

“I like stickers,” said Sherrill, who’s in her second year at Sunrise Nursery.  ”Where’s Mommy?”

Sherrill’s teacher, Mrs. Wilson, spoke highly of her student.  ”Ashley has won over her peers with her flamboyant streak and dramatic versions of Mary Had A  Little Lamb and Old McDonald,” Wilson told reporters.  ”She truly never ceases to amaze any of us.”

While it’s difficult to predict what the youngster will do next, Sherrill reportedly has plans to poop in her pants during art class early next week.