From:  David Plouffe, BarackObama.com

Subject:  As You May Already Know….

To:  Josh Kossack

Dear Josh,

As you may or may not already know, Michelle Obama has a yeast infection.

In the past, a First Lady’s gynecological issues like these have often been secretive and funded by the D.C. lobbying and corporate community. But, like in the campaign, we’ve decided to do things differently.

Time and again, you have stepped up to support Barack and Michelle’s movement in inspiring ways. Now you can help give the First Lady the inaugural gynecological treatment she needs at a critical time in our nation’s history.

Michelle’s first priority is to be “mother-in-chief” — getting her two daughters settled and used to their new life in the White House. Helping working women achieve a desirable work/life balance and assisting military families are also incredibly important to her. But the First Lady can’t accomplish these agendas with an itchy vagina.

Here’s where you can play a key role.

Can you share your stories of homemade remedies to provide symptomatic relief or cure the infection altogether?

Would you recommend an OB/GYN in the DC area?

Will you make a donation of $25 or more before midnight tonight?  Your investment could go toward the co-pay of Michelle’s historic gynecological appointment.

You believed in the President and First Lady’s message of change and helped build the grassroots movement that made history.  Together we’re building something historic, and we can’t let a little vaginal bacteria slow the momentum.

I look forward to hearing from you.

David

David Plouffe

Campaign Manager

Obama for America